Going To Jail The First Time - An Inmates Survival Guide!

So you have done a crime and now you are looking at going to jail the first time ever. If you are a white collar or middle class kind of person with no real street skills I have some very good advice to keep you safe. If you don't know anyone who has ever done time behind bars, I would like to let you know that now you do! Inside this insightful article I will take you by the hand and show you the procedures and methods of conduct amongst inmates. Jail can be a very terrifying place if you let it be, so follow these tips for survival.

Going to jail first time #1 - If someone attacks you sexually or rapes you, fight back and fight back hard. If you put up a serious fight while one or two inmates try to rape you, they may stop. Showing intimidation and using violence are the biggest tools of surviving jail your first time. If you get sexually abused by other inmates, you will be seen as a punk and will recieve no respect from anyone. However, if you instantly fight back before the situation escalates to you getting raped, you will be less of a target. Criminals like to pray on the weak and vulnerable. Being able to fight back and as hard and vicious as possible will gain you respect.

Going to jail first time #2 - Acting like a mental health patient. Yes, this tip does work, but be warned don't let it drive you to real insanity. Basically, the mentally inmates in jail are typically avoided. The mentally ill are seen as dangerous amongst most of the inmates and want nothing to do with these types of people. Pacing, talking to yourself out loud, doing bizarre things, and not showering often can get you labeled as a bug. Just be warned that you will have very little respect, but atleast you won't be victimized as much behind bars.

Going to jail first time #3 - Avoid hanging out with snitches and sexual offenders. If you are a known friend to a sexual offender or known tattle teller in jail you will be victimized. Don't hang out with these people what so ever. You will be victimized by the other inmates. No sex offender's friendship is worth it. But if you do want to gain respect behind prison walls attacking a sexual offender can win you respect amongst your inmate peers. Otherwise stay away from gang members and stay away from the guards. Don't be seen hanging out or talking to them. This can get you labelled as a rat. Which is never good!